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35 - Lazy Day

Welcome to Night Vale

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Flakeos Imaginary Corn Flakes

Day in which nothing happens, continues to knot even bodily functions are taking the day off. A machine is turning into an invisible man, talking to you intimately, quietly into your ear. The sereal shefs down at flakios are taking only the sweetest, most non carsinogenic cobs of imaginary corn supplied by john peters,. They are distilling that imaginary taste down to a crisp flavor packed imaginary corn flake.

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