How to Make Small Talk About Yourself

"I don't get what the fuck you're doing here, Mark. Why did they let you out? I was a drain on their resources." "You made me care, and now I'm trapped in the... I didn't make you care," he says. "How do you know it was my birthday?" 'Why would I assume that your sister would remember that particular detail?' "'It's not like she ever acknowledged it' It's not like you two were ever friends.' But we were friends, weren't we"? You kidnap me, try to bond with me, and whatever weird fucking way makes sense to you?'" "...and then drink down me on your birthday?!" Damien asks