The Gift of Dates

I think it's a gift just because it's funny. I have started wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat, then people can say something. The best one that ever happened to me was I knew someone who had truly been out of the country for three months and said that they couldn't break the habit of writing their dates like other countries write their dates. We all have them in our lives. We all get to kind of quietly talk about them with our friends and just think, you lose her. You poor loser. Brilliant loser. Tanned loser. OK, well, excellently done. So you've got one left to maybe redeem yourself. Finally, this is from someone named