How to Play a Record at Different Speeds

If you've got one, it's too late now. You already almost accidentally blinded half of South Australia. But don't take the wax cylinder out and just hold it like you would hold a can of Coke. You've got to stick your fingers in, like you're giving a rude V sign. And the other thing is, it's a two-minute episode, not a four-minute episode. So that you can set wax cylinders to play at different speeds. This is like records. Don't they have 45 RPMs or... It is like records Yep.