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And apparently, if you ate one of those on the ground, it'd be a bit like because of the extra stuff. Yeah, right. Okay, so that's what we know. Here's what I don't know. How the fuck are hot chocolates 10 times better in the sky? You will not get a better hot... You know how you've been to dome? Yep. And you... Can you work at dome? Yes. I went to dome. It was the only thing that I did while I was in Perth, except for God, my nephew's birthday. It's as if any hot drink in the sky is a dome hot chocolate. It is delicious. I don't know if you're like, Sensories or the capillaries in your fucking blood and throat and shit. I just like, so open to a warm chocolate when you're in the sky. But you will not have a bad hot chocolate on a plane. Well, so they came around with the hot drinks car. And is it... What is it? Is it? It's like a cup and it's got just like the Milo powdery shit in the bottom. And maybe the ratio's off. Like it's a little bit too much. So it's like sweeter in chocolate. Well, because... And then they just pour the hot water in the top and then they stir it. And they're like, it gets thick. Well, I saw someone else like order before they got to me and they... Maybe it's a thickness because they were up in the sky. It gets thick. Well, I think... It gets thick. I think they actually... Is that something thick before? It's like gravy. Yeah. I would just... You know how I'd describe it? Like gravy. Young gravy. It's thick. So I think that they actually like brew... We've like the milk and the chocolate. Oh, that's why it's thick. Because it's like the hot milk. It's thick. Fuck yeah it is. Um... And so they're like brewing that up and I'm just like... Oh, they grew it? Oh. So it was all like me... Well, it's enough people order we may as well do it to get a jug. Well, because you know how they have like the coffee jug, the milk jug... Sorry, the coffee jug, the tea jug and then like they had a thing. And anyway, so I see... And I was like, oh, that's the... And I saw on that they had a menu. And I had like hot drinks tea, coffee, hot chocolate. And I was like, oh my god, Ryan was just talking about this. Like how crazy? And she comes over and she's like, oh yeah, we've got a few hot drinks. And I was like, I'm fine, thanks. I don't drink hot drinks on the plane. So I didn't have one. Did you hear that thump? I didn't have one. Did you hear that thump? Did you hear that thump? Yeah, I did. Do you know what it was? You're heart falling out of your asshole. There was two thump. One was that. Do you know what the other one was? What? My erect penis falling black down and slapping my leg and being instantly soft. Yeah, is your foot okay? Yeah. So hang on, you saw the jug. Yeah. The jugs are red. That's even better. Yeah, it was thick. It was thick. Yeah. But I don't drink hot drinks on planes. So I just... What did you... But I just wanted to share with you that I knew you get so excited. I didn't have one. Look good. But yeah, I just had the water because the big bottle of water. I had a Diet Coke. Coke zero then didn't have Diet Coke. When were you speaking to Qantas about that? When we fly to America. Yeah. I'll take my own Diet Coke. Great idea. Will you have a hot chocolate with me? What if we just share one just for a taste just so you can appreciate the thickness? Well, what's the hot water vibe? What's the thing about the water? That's not, you know, supposed to do it. But if it's got milk in it, that's okay. Yeah, I'll have one with you. Yeah. On the way to the US. You won't have a better hot chocolate. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, deal. I don't know what it is. I knew you get excited that I wanted to share. We get excited about that. Yeah. Also, Tony learnt yesterday that Cola has coffee in it. Oh, caffeine. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that. I genuinely did not know I had caffeine in it. Is this new? The way you were surprised made me question everything I thought I knew about Coke. Does it have caffeine in it? 100%. Why? Like, where is it? That's what it is. Is it added or is that just in it? That's what Cola is. What's Cola? It's caffeine. No, no, but like... Think of the color if you would add... No, no, no, no. Like, I get that. But what is Cola then? Like, is Cola the thing? Like, so you know when you think of like, cacao, cacao is like... Chocolate. Yeah. But like, what's Cola like made from? Is it just... I think it's coffee. It's a carbonated soft drink. So it'll be a syrup, but it's flavored with vanilla, cinnamon, citrus oils, and other flavoring. So it's like a concoction to each syrup. But where does the caffeine come into it? Is the caffeine added? Or is the caffeine... Do you know what the question... I asked for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But why is it added? I don't... I actually don't understand why I would have caffeine in it. I don't... Okay. Again, I don't know shit about shit, and maybe this is just something... And same, I don't know. I assumed and just fucking stuck with. But... All your mum told you when you're a kid, like, you can't have Coke at night time because it'll make you bounce off the wall, you know, like... When you say like, adding caffeine to Cola, for me, it's like the question... Like, that's just what Cola is. Well, that's what I'm asking. What is it? It's as if you said to me, oh, they add caffeine to a coffee. And you go, no, no, that's just what the coffee... Like, that's how my brain thinks what Coke is. But it may be, but I don't know. But what is the Cola? Like, what's the Cola made of? It'll be like sugar, water, oils, vanilla. It's like when you make it. How much caffeine is it added? Okay, so where does the caffeine come into it? Added by the manufacturer. Yeah, but where... But why? Because that's how they market it. That's because it's a soft drink that gives you a bath. It's like a soft drink. A small Cola drink... Has less caffeine than an instant coffee. 32 mils, it's half. Okay, so here's what I wanted to know. Most Colas originally contained caffeine from the Cola nut. How did you find that? Where does Cola come from? Is what I Googled.