The Lazy Day Continues

The earth is slowing. Gravity is slacking off. Magnet fields are going crazy. Everything else is completely mellowed out. Those people with still functioning hearts and lungs are lounging around saying, ah ha. Who cares? And what a bother when presented with stimulus or thought. So if you are having difficulty receiving this message, we apologize, but won't do anything about it. Movement, you know, existing. How a i don't really have the enner to think of another word. This has been traffic, and the lazy day continues. A neon sign advertising the world's best burghers blinks uselessly in the glaring haze of the sun,. Its light as small as