The Death of Football

A memorial service for Jose Mourinho's time in charge at Chelsea will be held on Saturday 20 October. Wilcaster High School beat the Squalody Santis Gilacean Naples 1813, a hat-trick of Chinese burns by young Matty Silverback and some excellent verbal bullying caused two Italian girls to join a convent. In Greco-Roman architecture, the Parthenon beat Hadrian's Wall, 3-0. Now it's time for the Bugle weather forecast. We're just going to have to agree to disagree next week.