Jingle and the Rabbinical Rabbiny

Jingle is non-binary, but who was born equipped with female genitals and a uterus. Somehow there is a virgin pregnancy. They are traveling to unite the haves of Santa while also slowly a baby is growing inside of Jingle until when they unite. She then gives birth to Jesus. Purely a coincidental naming. And he's mechanized. Wait a minute. The two Santas come down and they essentially say, well, we don't like gay people. We don't agree with women leading things like the reindeer. So we're just going to rewrite all of this to be called Mary and Joseph and call it the Bible. It's an origin story.