The Fuckin Mask

"I was thinking of going there to begin with. So i get there and they like, yo, we don't have any breakfast baridos or any of the yummy stuff," he says. "They go, kish ave, you got the bakin one? We have the vege one"? Of course you do! I slice into it and all the juice goes flying to the side and lands right on my mask." 'It tasted like shet. It needed fuck in'