The Intoxicating Why?

Three news related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word, and two of the limericks will be a winner. Ii, a wild. Have ave, either of you ever met another person named mave higgins? No, i never met a mave older than me. Ye, my darling, but there's the intoxicating why? Oh no, you've just met it. A couple has been awarded five million dollars in their lawsuit against the country club right next to their house.