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And so they say, like, albia is made of the pis of the people of cologne who pish their coach into the rhine, and then they make albia out of the piss water. Which i don't disagree with, cause altbia socks and coach is pretty good. You have heard about, i've never heard about the desdo one, so i guess i make sense. It has this old town full of just like, absolutely awful bars where, like all these like, you know, ralph e, you know, ralph lorin shirt, like, slicke back hair, like the german finance bro look, those guys are all there, like, breaking their little glasses on the cobblestone streets. Years ago, when i worked at a papca in berlin, we did a pub crawl for proseben, which is, like, what is the american equivalent? Oh, that's a good question. The american equivalent of proseben is kind of like t elsi, yes, but a bit more neisy and a bit trashier. So, like very reportage as if t l c dida one episode special on jersey shores, and they wanted to display the kind of person who would go on a pub call in berlin. But none of our guests were sexy or, like, spicy enough. They flew in three women from duseldwarfthat. To put it into perspective, this is the kind of city we're talking about, whiche. The women nothing es. They were actually incredibly lovely, but they were that kind of like, the only way as essex jersey shore is made up. It is that kind of culture that permeates, i mean, realistically, every gendered performance and also everyone's public life. And this is what we're talking about. I didn't realize this was the oealingem lies and people up from dusldorf. I don't know how much they got paid. Those girls were fond though. A a aha, ha a ha, ha, ha a h. And to te article concludes, i'm a bunch of like, just weird, like business guys talking about how much money they invested in their little towers that they built, and like how they positioned themselves.