I'm Going to Show You These Cats Anyway, Ok?

My friend john threatened to bring me to your court over the naming of my cats. My family has two kittens we adopted in the last few months, a black kitten named toaster oven dave jackson, and a black and white kitten named can of beans. Please rule that our cats names are absolutely adorable, and that john can no longer disparage my kittens names toaster oven. Dave jackson. And can of beans, beans. Fin. Beans finn jackson and finn are their original pre adoption names that we kept as their surnames. Cola, mor yoge golaooo, my god. Is there realy i hegans. Weird. Aha,