Is This Mother Furits Me, I'm Suwing Him

I was on a plane one time, standing and martha stewart punched you. But i was standing getig re to the lay first class, and i started going up, and this massive guy just shoved me out of the way. There was nothing i could have done to stop this man. I as like, plogs hit me. Oh, for sure. Mea roughed me up. If this mother furits me, i'm suwing him. An, he's going to jail. Itis my dol. What does it mean? Like a bone, like a snuff a duff ah, lik a jet hicin int an inside of your head