Chant, Is It You?

I refuse to believe that I've cheated on my wife. She's probably already pregnant with Ernie's kid. This has really been a real roller coaster. Chant, have you got any emails this week? Arnie is withholding information about his world. That's the fact. What could possibly be greater than the Snickers and candy bar forged from one butthole? And then there's a picture. It was like two skinny Snickers next to each other. And it's called the Twix? Yeah.That makes a lot.