The Duchess's Nipples

The author docs are the size of this kitchen table in the background. Where did he pull that from? He doesn't have a mind like a normal person or a normal writer. The point of Belinda blinked one is to turn people on. Why would you ever write someone with a chode? That is the least sexy thing on the planet. We had such a long chat about what makes a chode. What the proportions have to be. They don't know like sequoias. Oh, God. But yeah, I just thought that was great.