The Statute of Limitations on Kids' Drawings When You Don't Have Kids

"What's the statute of limitations on kids' drawings when you don't have kids?" asks MBMBAM. "How many... If I were to try to count, if I had one American dollar for every piece of paper ... that my little guy had splotched some not even correct color paint nowhere even close to this fucking bug? Not even touching, not even accidentally getting within the lines even a little bit," he says. 'I could retire from all work and buy the United States and run it like some sort of mad emperor,' another fan responds.