Brisket Inflation

This kind of thing is likely to get a lot more common, inflation rising as it is. It's just instead of one kid they're stealing a loaf of bread for, he's got to steal for an orphanage,. Orphanages of children who can only eat meat cause they're on the atkins diet. A bold thief just has no option, ecause nation means they can't. So this is the modern version of stealing a humble loaf of bread, yes, yes, but it's 20 briskuets. You would need someone with the strength of jean valjean. They javert could tell it was him because he lifted the cart all on his one and he