Is a Big Balloon Burst in My Ear?

"I just went in there yesterday if i could talk to someone, either in power or the girl, who you think it might be?" "Wello wod hav a thissi. Mat yo oni, my name's leam flagg, and you have n account here, leve, i don't." 'What did the girl look like that she was eating with her? She din't get her name,' he says. "'She may have had a kind of an a pon her' And as i had to actually leave after, i didn't get any n i walked out and left after having a big balloon burst on my ear'"