Is There a Pub in London That's So Dark?

Every single bar in London that is even remotely interesting I feel is sort of rundown, unfortunately. It was like a gaming bar with, like, five PCs, one dirty old... It's Wii U? No, it wasn't even a Wii U, it was a Wii. Wii U and like... There would be the same people who would hog the PCs and there was no limit or anything so much. The thing about pubs that I hate is that for some reason they just seem so dark. And those are the depressing as fuck pubs.