The Importance of Being a Hipster

I wanted to be a hipster so frickin bad when I was in middle school but like I knew this. Your brain is actually so massive. Like I already knew this but like it's growing by the millisecond. It's like all I talk about is like, do you want to care? No but you're so right because I didn't even think about that. Even like moving a little bit forward in the timeline when hipsters were around and it was like such a faux pas to call yourself a hipster Because you're not a real hipster if you claim that. You can't just buy a pair of large glasses and claim this. This is so cringy