BBC Sex Shame Star – plus Rise of the Energy Vampires
Paper Cuts
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The Paranoid Vampire and the Gray Mouse
We wanted to see if you could come up with a better headline for a story we found in the Metro about Vladimir Putin having a beauty spa on his personal train. Listener Richard B gave us Sarlight Express. Dave Martin went with Inter City Perm, which is absolutely brilliant for aging football and would be slightly better if Putin wasn't bored as an egg. Martin Daly went with short back and sidings. But the winner of the very first fix the headline contest, who was also going to win the very first paper cut t-shirt ever, is listener Adam Wright,. The punniest, the funniest, the daftest, the dippiest headlines make our day here
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