Can We Have a Sideboard That Looks Human From the Outside?

i wanted to take one of my favorite aspects of science fiction, which is the siborg. Can we have a sideboard that looks human from the outside? Completely human? You have no idea. It's not magic, but it's that same bi technology as miniaturization. And then i threw some capitalism in there because, ah, everyone's got to make money, right? Like nothing in life is free.