How to Be a Successful Fan of Jesse Armstrong

Peter Friedman and David Rashi are a little too happy in their lives to put themselves through that kind of stuff. They're just living in their great houses with what is clearly their age appropriate wives. I have Googled. Just like living a good goddamn life. Do you think most of what you Google is the person that lives are famous people? If you could do a thing on my computer where you counted the number of times that I've Googled Jesse Armstrong wife, it would be into the hundreds.