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23 - Eternal Scouts

Welcome to Night Vale

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Don't Look for Me

The city council voted this week to make death a meritocracy for all of human existence. Management responded with a great thrashing behind the closed door of their office and a localized rain storm in the brakroom. We are still working with the station oracle to understand their message, and we will let you know soon what we do with the kittens.

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