Levelling Up the City of London

Goola city is one of the worst cities in Britain. The government wants to 'levelling up' ghoulis so it can compete with bigger towns. But they're going to screw themselves out of 25 million if they do this. We don't need to be a bad city. We want to be a fantastic town. And maybe that will change our m p, andrew percy. Goolies, listen up. When the judges come round, do whatever you can to make us look bad. Don't pick up your dog litter, walk around with no clothes on, commit a murder. Grafete penusis on the clock tower. What about some real hanging