Sadly, Sam Patch Was Actually Dead.

The exhibition had a marked depressing effect on the crowd. In less than five almost everyone had fled for the locality. Sadly, sam patch was actually dead. He patched away, passed away. Were you waiting for that? No, a ha, ha,. ha, ha, ha ha a ho anlate. You think ik can spin. The stake en hungry. Eventually i'll be eating the hearts of a lot of the men in this crowd ... then ye, follow me to a barn where we'll make our own flag and language... I'm your queen.