How to Get a Condom on a Ford Fiesta

I had basically like, what I always imagined is, you know, when they go and do the high jump and they're going over their pole. Mine was just one horizontal bar of hair. This hairy guy sounds like he had a fucking cage going across. Please keep me anonymous as I now hold a very senior position in my organisation. Fucking honest, oh, serious. How did you get a condom on a Ford Fiesta? Don't know. Always rapping in condoms, didn't it? Honestly, what a waste of money.