I don't know like how it started or anything like that I just heard like this is maggot country and I was like oh fuck like that's the Jesse Smollett like line that he like paid those Nigerian guys to say. Nobody even really would say if Trump goes to jail like I don't even think that's like something that they were willing to like reckon with, she says. No one unless I know until I know that the documents he was holding on to where some sort of like really insane secrets he was trading with the Saudis or something will care about his arrest. It doesn't feel real none of it ever feels real it just doesn't according to her.
This week in Pirate Wires: on the ground at Trump’s arraignment, genetically modifying our freakish Everglade hell snakes to self-extinct themselves, and the Aztec Empire totally sucked, actually. Mike Solana, River Page, and Brandon Gorrell.
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0:00 - Welcome To Pirate Wires!
0:40 - Trump In Miami - On The Ground Report From River
20:35 - Burmese Pythons Take Over South Florida
44:45 - Woke Aztec Game Gets Roasted On Twitter