The Wrong Host Was Steven Segal

Steven Segal is one of the only people ever banned from being on Saturday Night Live. In 2014 when guest Nicholas Cage expressed a worry to Lorne Michaels that he would be quote the worst host ever. Lorne Michaels reportedly said no that would be Steven Segal. There's another story I think it was Rob Schneider who saw Steven Segal like walked up to him and said I just finished reading the best screenplay of my life. And Schneider was like oh yeah who wrote it and he was like me. And it was not a joke. What a dream setup for that answer though because like if you say oh I made the best screenplay most people were like oh what's it about. Yeah