Why Are You Drinking This Week?

i'm drinking because i still haven't told my room mate i'm moving mile o god, it's not even funny. I've been reading too many crime stories. And he was a forty year old man. Is he really? Yeah. Oh, we thought he was our age. He's also egyptian. But if you're imagining a white person, that's not him, you're wrong. If they were imagining, oh, yeah, well,  they were wrong too. It's going to be great. Why are you drinking this week? M i'm drinking because, uh, i'm about to switch departments,. which were great, and the rest about that