Tugamai Bopselai's Best Loved

Once upon a most early time was a Neolithic man. His name was Tugamai Bopselai, and that means man who does not put his foot forward in a hurry. And now is the time for you to fluff up your pillow just how you like it. Feel yourself melt into your bed. Close your eyes. And let me read to you how the first letter was written.