The Story of a Soulless Partner

I thought I had either dislocated my knee cap or broken my leg. My teammate nabbed the ball off the opponent and scored two goals in quick succession so we won the match which obviously is the important part of the story. Three days later not much had changed actually until the second episode happened. Although it was a bit naughty my girlfriend had baked too many brownies for the both of us and we knew he loved themSo I decided to go on a stealth mission and drive over to his at night in the pitch black to drop these delicious delights at his door. I parked up out of sight, opened the door as silent as a mouse and then a lot happened in a very short