Prince Elizabeth of the Future, Past

I am Prince Elizabeth of the future, past. What is your name? How are you? Well, it's very lovely to meet you. So what are you into? Use it or quit. I would like the red thing I was having before and for you, my lady. Sex on the beach. Did he learn about sex from that dictionary? Oh, no. Wait, let me see the book. Uh, Salacious Sapphire Sex. When two people or things piss into each other. No. Why would you like me? I'm just a dumb old shoe that touches the ground most of my life. And I get... I get... You can probably do this, right?