The Squirtle

The squirt thing is a thing, it's real. I imagine they get porn stars who can do that. The communal sofa living room in our house is regularly squirted on and then cleansed and put back. It's not about the germs - it's about the spirits that are in there. You know, like horror films, you can tell there's bad vibes. Someone's been murdered in this house. This blanket is used by all of us to keep warm if it's a bit nippy. And if me and the husband are not disgusted, we use a blanket which gets washed and put back on the sofa, folded up with a squirt. In bracket three