Do You Have Any One Liner Experiences?

I don't know that I was like him. But when someone writes a great one liner you know like Woody Allen or Stephen Wright those two and you got that skill set. My uncle on his deathbed sold me this watch. He says like this watch is very special to me. That's all that misdirection. Yeah sure. You know. Oh so they saw you have you done any gigs like when he was doing stand up in the '90s? No, not really. They took a diss today. I'm just really pissed. Great one liners though which I can't write. Dice. You remind me of dice.