I Dare You!

With the new phone that came out, yeah, new iPhone, I got the bigger version, right? You always had the small one, didn't you? No. Almost every two years I alternate because I go, well, maybe I want the big one. And then I go, oh, no, but look at the small one. That'd be more convenient. So lately he's in a big swing. This is a big phone year. I hate dealing with big bricks. The crusty man can fix it with mud and makes your water taste good. What do we call you then, magma men? We'll take a silence as a yes.