The Toupe of the Month Club

The toupe of the month club has lots of fun, eye catching colors and styles. Simply send your old toupe back at the end of the month to be re groomed and re circulated once more amongst the thousands of subscribers. You pay us to pay you. It's all in the wrist and almostog. Are you kidding me? I can't even complete a routine brain freeze removal surgery any more. Ah, well, might as well watch another tape. De we go.