The Lake I Grew Up On

In 1993 a resident on the lake thought he found a mannequin head floating in the lake and called the police. As we could guess it turned out to be a real head. She's in the DNA Doe project and they're still actively working 30 years later to identify her. A man who was running from the law also released his pet alligators into the lake. Did that rationalize my childhood fear of alligators swimming in the lake waiting to eat my dangling legs? Absofucking lutely still to this day I will not go swimming in any lakes rivers, oceans or anything other than very well lit pools. Anyways, stay sexy and stay the fuck out of lakes