Chip Huggins: A Chaos Token

You arrive in a room where a single spotlight illuminates a really lovely, like turned resin piece of wood carving. On top of which you see glistening with the same black plastic, the remote. You go to take your picture and you snap. And right before you're about to set the flash, you hear something. Just actually set the light balance on your own camera manually as you've learned how to do. All right, get that ISO so right. And that aperture nice and slow. Oh, who needs it when you got an F stop? The lumbering guardian of the room is not alerted to your presence.