
MBMBaM 401: Max Cooljazz
My Brother, My Brother And Me
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The Fear of Death in a Monkey Costume
Yesterday someone was wandering around the office that I work in in a monkey costume making monkey noises and it scared the shit out of me. This person was in fact our company CEO and he does this every year during our company wide free throw company. The issue is that I now have a perfectly reasonable fear of this monkey suit and do not know how to respond to this. How I extract myself in this situation next year and avoid the fear of death that this display inspires within me. You can't sneak that up on me. All right. Let's see if you got that whole. See if you got the help of that Taco Bell commercial with taco neck syndrome. That's my main sort of
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