I've Never Seen an Elephant With Its Trunk Straight Out

I've never seen an elephant with its trunk straight out like a... Well that's because they genuinely want to trample you down, Jay. And it's when the trunk's down and relax that they're doing a proper charge. I always think 99% of elephant charges and bluffs. Just live in a city. Have you heard of Hobart's funnies? No. Good. Do you know which brown bear is weirdest? It's just a nightmare. Just run away from them all.