How to have a WAP (w/ Donnell Rawlings)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
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I Used to Shoot Dice in My Uniform
I was ill. I used to shoot dice in my uniform. For almost all the lases i have been with, it wasn't because i woldn't laugh. You don't say they didn't want to fuk me. They want to hang out with me. Like i would make these my fagers laugh. And dhen the football players would snatch em up. I feel like i was a horse breeder. Af you know horse breeders? That's what they do. They get te female hot and then soon as the dule is about to go, they bring the thoroughbred in. Blueballs was developed coarses. First bans of blue balls. Horses
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