The Ultimate Date Fumble

"I agonize over that shit because I'm just like, what is the name that I can give them that will give them the easiest life?" he says. "This is my son faucet. What's up you miserable A.D.C. cunt"? He doesn't want to say the names because they're the names of actual people and they don't need the headache. But good Lord, we get it. You're interesting. Oh my God. What an interesting fucking name. This is my sonfaucet. The Ultimate date fumble."