The Fucking Way to Go

"I'll tell you what it will never always amaze me is when fucking Ted Kennedy went into that goddamn lake," he says. "You think the weight of his giant head alone I mean that guy's head is like it was like a safe." He recalls high-fiving Bill Clinton in Boston before Monica Lewinsky, and then being confronted by Ted Kennedy at an awards show. The former president had soft hands little soft baby gross hands, but they did have long piano flan playing fingers.