Defocating With the Door Open

For the first time in our new house, i defocated with the door open. As my session of excremental conveyancing was reaching an end, i realized that i was in direct oyline of one of my neighbour's bedroom windows. And i felt the hot flush of shame. We have ou hot flush us like our japanese toilet? No, i don't, a hot water flush, althou. That's a great idea for winter nights. E ye, i i recommend it to all your listeners, if you were an animated character, you wouldn't need the high strength binoculars'