Three News Related Limericks

Bill Curtis is going to read you three news related limericks with a last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrases correctly on two of the limericks, you'll be a winner. These remains were once human and shummy. They're not cursed. We museums are able to change up the labels. Don't call this exhibit a... Mummy? A mummy. The word isn't woke culture. So they're using mummified remains to help sensitize you to the fact that you're staring at a real dead human body which is somehow better. What did they think that people thought they were? Well I... I mean they