How I Become a Professor of Old Testament Exegesis in Semitic Languages

At seminary I was a lowly instructor, but the etiquette at the seminary required students to call everybody prof. And so I would sit in the back of a church history class and write out the whole paradigm for the weak verb in Greek and then the weak verbs in Hebrew. By my 12th year, I could teach any course I wanted, the library bought any book I wanted. It was great. Oh, and I started a Bible church in Fort Worth that the aristocracy of Fort Worth started coming to - CEOs of oil companies and board members of prestigious law firms. But when I got to Dallas, I became a complete total cessationist. God no longer speaks regularly except through the written