The Importance of Having a Double Ladder

You're probably featured on like police camera action narrated by Mergner Hurdle. So you've gone to DFS, you've bought a lad double ladder, strapped it to the roof of your car,. You drive all the way back home precariously with this thing hanging off your car. And then you go up onto the roof and you fiddle with your satellite dish or whatever it is. Then you sit down and have a nice cup of tea and a shortbread, a shortcake. It hits you: 'I'm an old man and I've turned into my father'