Do You Want to Fucking Do Trivia?

I resent people who can get drunk and experience that relief in the situation. I've never wanted to like, let's just get drunk tonight and be friends with everybody. The reason I don't drink is because the only time I've ever wanted to get drunk is alone. And I'm curious if it would be better if I let myself have that coping mechanism as well. Like I think I had sex for the first time partially because I was like, I want to like talk about this on stage. That's funny. Like I'm a clean comedian because I've never had sex. Like, I just want to be a person in the world.