What's the Best Place?

"We were actually going to stay in a tent, but then we changed our minds at the last minute and decided to go for the luxury 10 euro. I don't know what Dan, Dan the man was expecting for 10 euro a night, but obviously the caravan was a piece of shit like me," he says. "Where's the best place you've ever been? I don’t know. What do you think about this?" 'I mean, really, your job is to talk and you don't even talk,' replies his guest.